Dating

PSA of Contempt

The problem of modern dating

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Anger speaks with the ferocity of a black woman whose children did not take the chicken out the freezer to thaw.

Rage is arriving home after an eight hour shift that lasted 15 minutes too long. Only to arrive home to be informed that the Chick-fil-a cashier did not pack your sauce with your arid nuggets.

Hate is contact from a ghost. Technology has changed their methods from fraternizing haunted homes and cereal box walls, to populating DMS and message rooms.

Ghosting

• Very common
• Self-treatable
• Highly Contagious
• Fatal if left untreated

Overview: Ghosting is associated with causing psychological harm. A passive way of emotional abuse to regulate one’s own fear of intimacy. Contact with ghosts can render your secure attachment style at risk of infecting your mental health with toxic discharges.

Treatment: Get the freck of social media. Resist dating until you supplement a fully developed frontal lobe with an education in psychology. In stage 5 , lobotomizing is required.

Related conditions: Bread crumbing.